(While christmas shopping with Derek for his older sister)
Stephanie: "OOO FUZZY SOCKS"
Derek: (picking up the socks, examining, pondering) "... do all
girls like fuzzy socks?"
Frank: "This is how long island works, see that spot right there ... ahh
theres our spot... let me just weasel on in there... "
Derek and Steph: (basically just like crying)
Frank: "oh come on, you coulda fit a bus in that spot!.... seriously whats
the matter with you guys"
Derek: "Whats the matter? YOU'RE TAILGATING AN AMBULENCE IN THE HOV
LANE"
Frank: (not caring about tailing an ambulance in the HOV lane) "Look at
that guy on his cell phone without a headset! THATS ILLEGAL!"
